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Gadgets & Tools, Lifestyle, Electronics, Kitsch, Toys & Games, Office & Study, Outdoor Life Blaze a trail with these funky strobe lights for your bicycle, motorbike and car tyres., These huge and wonderful inflatable Chill-Out rooms are the 21st Century's answer to funky personal space., The revolutionary Nextbase DVD Player is a world first. It's absurdly compact, barely bigger than a DVD case, has a razor sharp screen and looks as cool as a polar bear in shades., The executive version of the original Glowring is here, the VX2. Aluminium capped they have a glow-life of ten years, and are swisher than something very large moving through the air very fast and making a big swishing sound., Glasses that glow! They make your champagne sparkle and your cocktails shimmy - the perfect party performance!, A pair of the original Glowring keyrings that glow an icy blue or luscious pink in the dark, and they're guaranteed to glow for 10 years!, This Easy Rider look-alike (well if you squint a lot) is the latest addition to the incomprehensibly popular singing hamster range., Possibly the most adorable and huggable bear like... er... ever, OK? And probably a better bed companion than most., These Super Gliders are the hottest new park fliers of the year. Easier to fly than a paper dart, they scorch through the sky like something really very scorchy., All the diversions you need to make a day at work a great deal more enjoyable. Who needs a sports centre when you can lead an active life on your desktop., Laugh in the face of danger, mock the guy in the black cloak carrying hefty archaic farming equipment (does death drive a combine harvester in the 21st century?) with these derisory anti-health warning stickers for your cigarettes. Don't tell it like it i, His 'n Hers key holders, the ideal solution to the pocket patting panic of misled keys at ungodly times of the morning., The executive version of the original Glowring is here, the VX2. Aluminium capped they have a glow-life of ten years, and are swisher than something very large moving through the air very fast and making a big swishing sound., A pair of the original Glowring keyrings that glow an icy blue or luscious pink in the dark, and they're guaranteed to glow for 10 years!, There's only so much interest you can glean from reading the back of a bleach bottle. Lift the level of entertainment above the ingredients list of domestic consumables with these deeply silly and entertaining books for the, er, bog., Picnic hampers have never been so organised! Everything you need for alfresco dining in a rugged and stylish backpack., Keep cosy this winter and make a statement - such as, 'I'm more interesting than my hat'., Blaze a trail with these funky strobe lights for your bicycle, motorbike and car tyres. A can is sort of OK, a bottle is slightly better, but nothing comes close to the heaven of a chilled beer in an ice-frosted tankard., His 'n Hers key holders, the ideal solution to the pocket patting panic of misled keys at ungodly times of the morning., These revolutionary designer radios are quite possibly the best you've ever heard. 'This is a must-have for the office, or indeed anywhere. It's a little belter.' - What Hi-Fi., These Super Gliders are the hottest new park fliers of the year. Easier to fly than a paper dart, they scorch through the sky like something really very scorchy., This is a truly top MP3 player-cum-Key Drive. With 128 MB of storage, it'll hold all your chunky files or more importantly up to two hours of your favourite music., All the diversions you need to make a day at work a great deal more enjoyable. Who needs a sports centre when you can lead an active life on your desktop., All the diversions you need to make a day at work a great deal more enjoyable. Who needs a sports centre when you can lead an active life on your desktop., Keep cosy this winter and make a statement - such as, 'I'm more interesting than my hat'., Early warning system in your personal workspace for approaching bosses/ flying rubber bands., This is a truly top MP3 player-cum-Key Drive. With 128 MB of storage, it'll hold all your chunky files or more importantly up to two hours of your favourite music., The fridge has two traditional roles in domestic life, to keep food cold and to be a message board cum picture gallery, now it can become your latest play station., Quite possibly the funkiest chair to come on the market since, well ever., The ultimate cross terrain vehicle. (That's not to say that it works on ground that's angry about something). On land or water this great hovercraft is a blast., Stunning bright-blue glowing wonder sphere for fortune-telling, moon impersonations or just looking exceptionally cool., Finally an end to incomprehensible and irritating remotes. This slimline aluminium beauty is simplicity itself to use, touch-sensitive, truly universal, and operates up to six devices at distances of up to 36 feet, and is about as cool looking as it gets., Pocket Multi-Mobile charger. Plug in and charge up to stay connected when your battery lets you down., Unicycling, as similar to riding a bicycle as surfing is to macram&eacute;. If your sense of balance is more finely tuned than your sense of self-preservation, then this is for you., A classic indoor and outdoor game for any technophobes with a short attention span., The Ultimate Key Ring has all you could possibly need when you're out and about, and getting them as a set saves you pounds!, Power up your portable audio kit with this magnificent Portable Amplifier, and get a blast of pure undistorted sound., Loopy wall-scaling light from award-winning Black & Blum designers., Hand these round after dinner and separate the prudes from the permissive (and possibly you from your partner if the in-laws are present!), Possibly the most adorable and huggable bear like... er... ever, OK? And probably a better bed companion than most. Picnic hampers have never been so organised! Everything you need for alfresco dining in a rugged and stylish backpack., Picnic hampers have never been so organised! Everything you need for alfresco dining in a rugged and stylish backpack., The miniature marvel racetrack you can take anywhere. Now you can challenge whoever you like wherever you like., The only thing that's square about these saucy chocs is their shape. When you're in lust and at a loss for words, they'll say it all for you..., Keys are a thing of the past - the Fingerprint Lock is the future. Is this the coolest thing ever, or what?, This flashy supernova's a blinking good way to brighten up gatherings and let the world know that your star's in the ascendancy!, It's new, requires fast reactions, is mildly dangerous near fragile objects and is a totally top game - with or without alcoholic forfeits!, Gorgeous, pouting sticking plasters make a great gift for wounded souls and dedicated followers of fashion., Write with a pen of many colours, bright colours shining, wonderful and new. Hope you don't mind the plagiarism Joseph, but we couldn't resist., Get a grip! Here's the latest version of Power Ball, the gyroscopic arm strengthener and generally fun fiddly thing., Mathmos have done it again! Could these be THE most beautiful lights ever...?, Keep your cuppa steaming., Have you ever wanted to say 'Make it so' to your TV, video, DVD or Hi Fi? Well, now you can - there's nothing like ordering your kit around!, These saucy and sticky OUCH! plasters are a great fashion accessory for your wounds, especially when you want to flash some flesh., Miniature desktop punch ball that swears when you hit it... Not suitable for children unless they're well out of short trousers, and certainly not if they're involved in the clergy or anything., When you really want to wallop something with all your might, but need to avoid law suits or broken furniture, then there's nothing quite as cathartic and satisfying as beating the heck out of Whop It!, It's the meanest, baddest, foam-disc-firingest rifle you could ever hope to handle. Keep nuisances, colleagues and work at bay, all day., These swanky garden gaslights were finalists in the British Classic Design Awards and, if that isn't incentive enough to have you instantly ordering armfuls of them, you'll be thrilled to learn that they require absolutely no wiring or plumbing., Be sure of a good reception - bring your own lighting effects with you, with this portable 'ice cube' lamp., Micro Spinsters are the latest go anywhere, go anyhow, multi-function mini stunt cars. Bristling with wheels, they fly about all over the place spinning and tumbling like a polecat on roller-skates., Undeniably the best priced and best performing Power Kites in their class!, The most stupendously wonderful portable radio we've ever seen or heard., This multi-award winning BBQ is an alfresco gourmets dream (possibly a wet one what with the English weather). With enough space to sizzle up a banquet, and when you're done, convert it into a flaming brazier to warm your cockles., We still can't work out how this works, but it's remarkable!, How to pack a massive amount of music in your pocket for wondrously little wonga., Used by the likes of Ernest Hemingway and Henri Matisse - check out the full range of Address Book, Notebook and Sketch Books., Mere words are pitifully inadequate to describe the jaw-dropping wonderfulness of these new I-Trigue speakers., Get your glasses glowing with this set of stupendously daft pressure sensitive light-up coasters., Rubber band warfare has taken on a whole new dimension. At 560 rounds a minute, this behemoth with its 360 degree field of fire will give you total supremacy., A vast and deliciously comfortable sofa beanbag - oh and a couch potato's idea of heaven., It may measure only a piddling 11.5cm, but it's definitely able to hold its own amongst the big boys., A classic piece of illuminating travel kit. Light and compact, it's great for bus journeys, train journeys, or spiritual journeys., If you thought fish were great for an instant bit of de-stressing, then you've got to get hold of one of these. A Space-Age ant colony that's truly mesmerising., Sport the latest score of your football team on your sleeves (er... perhaps only if they're winning)!, Chocolate and candlelight - two of the world's greatest aphrodisiacs., Keep your keys in style with these funky Heart and Bone sprung-clip karabiner key rings., Information is power, and these tough shock-proof and water-resistant multi-function karabiner clips will keep you informed when you're out and about., Fantastic palm-sized R/C cars with great range and race ability. More fun than an awful lot of other things out there that are less fun than this., Move over IPod Mini... Bring on Creative's new MuVo<sup>2</sup>. Pack 2100 songs and heaps of other features (or maybe just a huge 4 gigabytes worth of photos, videos and documents) into a package smaller than a pack of smokes., These funky 'n retro neon phones make great talking pieces and flash to greet incoming calls., STOP! You have to check this out. With a 25ft range and 144 rounds a minute, it's the most addictively wonderful thing ever., There's nothing quite like a piece of kit that's been beautifully designed and well thought out. A chic little multi-function DECT phone and answering machine that's not much bigger than a mobile phone., The revolutionary Nextbase DVD Player is a world 1st. Barely bigger than a DVD case, it has a razor sharp screen and looks as cool as a polar bear in shades., Full DVD system which works equally in the car, or at home. No more drab games of 'I- Spy' - this'll keep the noisiest of back-seat passengers quiet., With the most powerful LED on the market, this little blue torpedo shaped key light is a stunner., Bond, eat your heart out you big girl's blouse. The coolest Sea Scooter to hit the UK shores is here. Unbeatable fun at an unbeatable price., The Sky Commander helicopter is a fun and undeniably silly soaring gizmo that'll keep the young at heart amused for hours., Never get lost again. The iQue 3600 "Super PDA" not only tells you where and when you should be somewhere, it also tells you how to get there., The pen that spins for ages in its own magnetic field. And it also writes., This Cipher pen and Ultra-Violet torch kit is an invisible writer and security marker in one, (and pretty good for secret messages te he)., Is this a wind-up? Frankly, yes and no. The perfect gift for anyone who likes to play away, this neat splash-proof radio torch delivers light and sound at the turn of a crank., Freak out your golfing chums with these wonderfully ludicrous golf balls. The set of four balls consists of: the Exploder, the Phantom, the Jet Stream and the Unputtaball., These are about the best innovative idea in a history of really very, very good ideas indeed. Emergency cufflinks to keep in your wallet., The Plantarium is the equivalent of an expensive private education for plants. Watching the germination process through its funky green goo is a magical experience. Grow for your life., Ten round rapid-fire rubber band guns - your turn to be the class bully..., Allegedly the world's highest air rocket. Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars... Sorry about that., Find out who you are with the DNA equivalent of a CV!, Ah, the feel of the open fairway, wind in your hair and the sun on your face. Open a window and sit by a lamp, this is great fun and almost as difficult as the real thing - can you get a hole in one?, A beautiful hefty and slick deluxe metal corkscrew that can open a bottle of wine in under 3 seconds, with no heaving, tugging or effort involved., Have you got the nerve? An electrifying game of Russian Roulette (without the traditionally final ending) that'll get your heart beating and have everyone screaming with delight., With these mini infra-red remote-controlled battling tanks you can kiss goodbye to doing anything remotely productive for quite some time., The perfect status symbol for showing just what a jet setter you are., Convert your phone into a games console! Clip it and flip it and never get bored on the bus again!, Grow a Christmas tree on your desk in a matter of hours. It's kitsch, it's silly and it's more fun than a fish., Beer lives in fridge. Therefore, best place for bottle opener is on fridge door. QED., Quite literally the coolest set of shot glasses in the world., Voice Touch, the multi-remote that does what you tell it! Control up to eight different devices with the sound of your voice., Dead cool dinky desk-sized water dispenser. Get your daily litre and a half of water., Liven up your bathroom with this wonderful cartoonesque splat mirror., If you've always got time for red wine to reach room temperature on its own, fine. If not, this nifty warmer saves the wait., Smaller than a credit card, if you look at it in one direction at least (give us a break - you want it to be as thin as your flexible friend too?)., Pop a chilled Puilly Fum&eacute; in this sturdy insulated wine-carrier, sling it over over your shoulder, and head for the grass., The Linear Weather Station is the ultimate in meteorological chic, combining elegant design and cutting edge advanced technology., The 70s are back. Atari have released a wonderfully retro and grippingly addictive player packed with all the classic favourite games of yesteryear., Cause for celebration in itself, this luxurious, fizzy, bubbly bubble bath is the ideal chic accompaniment to an evening of self-indulgent pleasure., About time - an elegant clock that displays the date and day as well as the time, all in a hard-to-swallow capsule shape., Keep your keys in style with these funky Heart and Bone sprung-clip karabiner key rings., Great summer hit - and a flash from the past...?, Make your mark with these wonderfully kitsch Love Sandals! The writing's no longer on the wall, it's in the sand., Ah the smells of winter woodlands, mulled wine and gently falling snow. Nostalgia you can set fire to., Carry a widescreen cinema in the palm of your hand, play CDs, MP3 CDs, and your favourite movies, wherever you are!, Break the bank at Monte Carlo without the inconvenience and expense of actually having to go there., The ultimate Electronic Crossword machine for those who are slaves to the grid!, Why weigh yourself with a heavy heart when you can weigh yourself with a bright, red, squishy one?, Romantic little gadget that heats up at the flick of a switch. If only relationships were this easy..., Light up the night with this essential piece of gear. A hefty chrome multi-fit gear knob with flashing blue LEDs., Rack 'em up and make like a shark!, Tough but smooth wallet-sized card to whisk away that wintry frost with a flourish., SUV? Forget it. Our Humvee is the ultimate FUV, capable of mounting ferocious armed assaults across the front line - between living room and kitchen., For people who value a little heart to heart., Oh my, oh my, oh my, what a delectable and exquisite beauty. This huge 1:6 scale R/C Porsche 911 Turbo, with full sound and lights, is what car worship is all about., Get wicked at the weekend with this wonderfully hedonistic box of sensual goodies. Guaranteed to cure most headaches!, The fully automatic (well you know, in a bubbly kind of way) Turbo Bubble Gun, fires off a stonking 1000 bubbles a minute!, The key to swift and successful beer access. A very clever design from one of the UK's newest and funkiest designers., If you haven't ever considered, not even for a nanosecond, being a truck driver, then move along (and you need to come to terms with your sexuality). These are just heaven on wheels., Move over IPod Mini... Bring on Creative's new MuVo<sup>2</sup>. Pack 2100 songs and heaps of other features (or maybe just a huge 4 gigabytes worth of photos, videos and documents) into a package smaller than a pack of smokes., These funky 'n retro neon phones make great talking pieces and flash to greet incoming calls., The executive version of the original Glowring is here, the VX2. Aluminium capped they have a glow-life of ten years, and are swisher than something very large moving through the air very fast and making a big swishing sound., An electronic table-top Air Hockey game that will have you wasting a lot of valuable work time. Its addictive and habitual use could lead to you using bigger and harder and much more expensive versions., This miraculous little Digital camera is the size of a matchbox, will shoot 20 high res, or 80 low res images at a time, and also acts as a dead cool webcam, A handsome and stylish bottle opener that gets you inside a bottle of vino in under 3 seconds. Not like a ship you understand, that would be remarkably inconvenient., Just occasionally we come across a really classy product. This is patently not it, but it is nevertheless a complete and utter scream., The most important button that computer manufacturers failed to supply is now available!, Why buy a dozen red roses that smell of nothing from a tout on a slip road when you could make a gift of these seriously romantic, rose-scented soap buds?, The Sound Bug is a revolutionary portable speaker you can keep in your pocket. Stick it on any shiny surface and it'll turn it into a speaker!, Oh man, this is like, just so psychedelic. You'll spend hours lost in the funky electrical storm going on inside of it, and when you touch it streams of blue plasma (or whatever) reach for your fingertips., Heaven on earth for kids, these walkie talkie watches are the very latest in silly gizmo inventions., With 5 super-bright 110,000 hour LEDs, a 120ft range and 2 mile visibility, waterproof to 150ft and crushproof to 2000lbs, the Inova VX5 is one wicked gadget., This top notch Table Top Football Table is the best one we've ever seen. It's the perfect size and the perfect weight - our only criticism is that we spend far too much time playing on it..., There's nothing like a good old heart-to-heart, particularly when it involves chocolate..., The most invaluable golfing companion you'll ever have!! Also it gives you something to laugh at, besides your opponent's technique., Geek meets DJ chic in these indispensable DIY / clubbing head lights., A truly stylish classical globe for those with wanderlust in their eyes., Hand these round after dinner and separate the prudes from the permissive (and possibly you from your partner if the in-laws are present!), One minute to inflate, ten seconds to deflate. Let's face it, when you need a lie- down, the last thing you want is a marathon pumping session. Ahem., Fantastic palm-sized R/C cars with great range and race ability. More fun than an awful lot of other things out there that are less fun than this., Minimoto is the latest hard-and-fast sport to rumble across the US and Britain (not to mention Italy, Japan and Holland)., Get kitted up to make New Year go with one heck of a bang, with this awesome party kit crammed with every posh party prop you can think of., Make your mark with these wonderfully kitsch Love Sandals! The writing's no longer on the wall, it's in the sand., Sorry they're not scratch and sniff, but these incense kits are a must for all hedonists and the self-indulgent (though that may well be tautological)., Undeniably the best priced and best performing Power Kites in their class!, Sick of people using your stapler, try this on your desk - it's a scream, quite literally., Relive the days of roughing it in the Ecuadorean jungle as a student (only cleaner) with this not entirely authentic looking, but nonetheless funky gecko shower gel dispenser., Brilliant home security kit with full picture and sound, including a monitor. Now you can watch the front door and the back door at the same time!, Emails and texting just aren't romantic, when you want to get that special message to your loved one. Send it straight to their heart with this Secret Arrow. Metaphorically, you understand..., The ridiculously low priced SpyCam is a truly addictive piece of equipment., The coolest, and miniest, of cool mini fridges! Use it in the car, the bedroom, the office..., The achingly stylish retro Pin Clock is a mesmerising table top clock that tells 3D time with pin-point accuracy., Consummate style for those that like it shaken, and definitely not stirred., Be sure of a good reception - bring your own lighting effects with you, with this portable 'ice cube' lamp., One minute to inflate, ten seconds to deflate. Let's face it, when you need a lie- down, the last thing you want is a marathon pumping session. Ahem., Imagine a stack of CDs as high as an elephant - now you can hold them all in the palm of your hand and play any one of them at the touch of a button. The Creative Jukebox Zen EXTRA (60GB) & Zen NX (30GB) - all the MP3 music you could possibly need., Move over IPod Mini... Bring on Creative's new MuVo<sup>2</sup>. Pack 2100 songs and heaps of other features (or maybe just a huge 4 gigabytes worth of photos, videos and documents) into a package smaller than a pack of smokes., Move over IPod Mini... Bring on Creative's new MuVo<sup>2</sup>. Pack 2100 songs and heaps of other features (or maybe just a huge 4 gigabytes worth of photos, videos and documents) into a package smaller than a pack of smokes., Great summer hit - and a flash from the past...?, The Plantarium is the equivalent of an expensive private education for plants. Watching the germination process through its funky green goo is a magical experience. Grow for your life., Early warning system in your personal workspace for approaching bosses/ flying rubber bands., Bring a bit of natural light into your night with these subtle and sensuous salt lights (that's quite enough alliteration thank you - Ed)., The security guard for your keys you can keep in your pocket., There's nothing quite like a piece of kit that's been beautifully designed and well thought out. A chic little multi-function DECT phone and answering machine that's not much bigger than a mobile phone., The revolutionary Nextbase DVD Player is a world first. It's absurdly compact, barely bigger than a DVD case, has a razor sharp screen and looks as cool as a polar bear in shades., Offering people a light just took on a whole new dimension. The Buzz Lighter won't give them a light, but WILL get them dancing round the room., Chuffing nonsense, but unbelievable fun!, Smaller than a credit card - and yet packed with features - this cool digital camera is as much of a fashion statement as it is a natty snapper., Imagine a five speaker surround-sound system buried in your head, without the medical complications, and you're getting close to the experience of wearing this awesome set of headphones., If you're feeling disempowered by current current world events, create your own global solution to a global problem with this mesmerisingly magnetic silvery ball., Stow your clubs in the cupboard, give your alarming golfing jumper to the local charity shop, put your feet up, and get stuck into a marathon session of Pro Golf, it's a blast!, Say goodbye to batteries with this very powerful high-performance wind-up torch from Freeplay., A radio you can write with! Awesome reception, auto-scan, stereo headphones... Never miss the sport or your favourite radio programme again., This remarkable Multi-Media Electronic Dictionary is like having a brain the size of a planet at your fingertips., Low-tech pump action rocket fun for those who regard silliness as an art form., It's daft, it's cheesy, it's... actually quite spooky. Looks just like the hand of a typical green scarred bloke, except it starts to walk if you make a loud noise..., All the benefits of remote communication, but at an incredibly low price and without annoying ring-tone angst..., Bored witless at work? Re-energise greying cells with a mouse mat that divertingly doubles as a ludicrously stupid and absorbing doodle pad., Sleek steel cocktail goblets for the movers and shakers out there., The Inflatable Sumo Wrestler Suit, undoubtedly the most stupid, and therefore the best, costume in world., The green TV remote that's, er, silver. No batteries needed, just wind it up to control your T.V., video or DVD., The latest and sexiest of the Worst Case Handbook range - everything you wanted to know about dating and sex (hiding bad breath, bribing the maitre d', faking it, stopping a wedding...) but hadn't even CONSIDERED., Keep up to date with the weather forecast with this multi-functional high spec Weather Dect Phone. (And don't it look sexy?), Whizz up your favourite shake, stir up your favourite cocktail, or just gaze with glazed eyes at the mesmeric whirlpool effect., Beautiful design and nifty electronics meet in this acutely funky Beat Light, the ultimate cool mood lighting for your sound system., Make your mark with these wonderfully kitsch Love Sandals! The writing's no longer on the wall, it's in the sand., Undeniably the best priced and best performing Power Kites in their class!, If you wanna let your love show, and why wouldn't you, then this glowing love heart is a surefire winner for the light in your life., There's nothing like a warm puppy, er... except this of course., Scorch round the sky and knock out your adversary with a sonic gun that disables their motor! The ultimate dog-fight machine, but without the dogs, obviously., Electronic palm top pinball with sound, lights and a clever internal gizmo that gives you that good vibration., Oh how we have waited for this momentous event. A singing and dancing Lurve Hamster in a cheap and shiny shirt, waving about a mini rose and a heart. There's little more that life can offer..., Palm Top Chess with the world's smallest, most sophisticated chess computer!, Save desk space with this nifty mouse mat photo frame., Just take a moment to absorb the wonder of this heavenly creature. A 71cm long fully functional R/C Harley Davidson Fat Boy with authentic engine sound and lights, it almost sounds like a foolish wish, but no, it's true., The perfect invention - a pinball machine that fits on your desk! Bring the pub home, or to your desk - heaven., Although these torches are designed to be staked in the ground, there's really no reason why you shouldn't invite a few centurions round and delight the neighbours with your own imperial, torchlit procession in the garden., Wall-mounted bottle opener, with instructions..., Not only will this itsy bitsy surveillance camera catch vital moments on full colour film, but its built-in microphone records any accompanying sounds., Wander about the house at will with these great Wireless Speakers, a virtual stereo system in every room., The hottest throwy thing around. Light as a very light thing and goes phenomenal distances. Record throw 600 feet - can you beat it?, Without wishing to sound too enthusiastic, this firing R/C Battle Tank is the most awesomely head-spinningly jaw-droppingly marvellous toy on the planet, for those terminally addicted to fun., If you haven't ever considered, not even for a nanosecond, being a truck driver, then move along (and you need to come to terms with your sexuality). These are just heaven on wheels., At last - a hamster that does something entertaining. The Ninja Hamster has broken free from the traditional treadmill, eating and smelling set-up to learn some fierce martial art skills, and developed an impressive singing voice., These Super Gliders are the hottest new park fliers of the year. Easier to fly than a paper dart, they scorch through the sky like something really very scorchy., Great summer hit - and a flash from the past...?, The mad pad that's literally a complete and utter waste of time!, Classically cool cocktail coasters for those who take cocktail concocting (perhaps we've laboured this 'words beginning with c thing' a little too hard) ceriously., "The most brilliant invention ever (well, you know, the internal combustion engine was a while ago) - The World's First Ever Digital Camera Binoculars., ", Do you have a steady enough nerve for this electrifying game? Any product that's bristling with consumer warnings has to be a must for the brave at heart., Cards used in a genuine Las Vegas casino. Cards in Vegas are refreshed once every hour, after which they have their corners shaved off to prevent re-playing. Note: Cards are &pound;3.99 per pack., Another staple of long childhood afternoons is hijacked for those long adult evenings..., A brilliant invention in more ways than one. The Flashing Golf Ball means you'll never lose your balls again!, A torch and lighter in one. The next time someone asks you for a light, you'll be able to give them what they want. Unless what they really meant was, what's your telephone number., A tiny, multi-function, featherweight and super-bright key-chain to light your way in the dark., It's cool, it's hot and it's... er... small. Keep those inconvenient walks to the kitchen to a minimum with your own portable all-in-one fridge/warmer., Possibly the most deeply awesome camera ever to come onto the market. This stonking 7 function spy camera is cleverly secreted in a steel zippo-esque case, simply flip and click., The Mercedes SL-500, usually just a wish for most people, is now available at an affordable price. Though admittedly you'd need to be alarmingly small to fit in this R/C model., It may be as annoying as hell, but if ever there was a contagious laugh, this is it., For when you absolutely have to drink every single bottle in the room., Expand your horizons, get into prime real estate. Who will ever forget you gave them the moon?, With a wicked blue flame that burns at 1300C, the Pocket Micro Torch is a flame thrower the size of your thumb. It makes short work of cigars, and doubles as a pocket-sized industrial welder (not really)., More effective than stamping your feet, exasperated copy editors, account managers, financiers, teachers and other people too busy to use a pen will warm to these no-nonsense rubber stamps., No, it's not a very small hand, it's a giant lighter. It's as portable as a brick, but looks great on the table!, Soothe away your aches and pains, and get a kick out of the fizzing with this set of pure indulgence bath bombs., Reminiscent of a hyper-cool flat screen TV, this Karlsson wall mounted digital alarm clock is the epitome of minimalist chic, and comes with a 30ft remote. (That would be it's range rather than it's size)., Great summer hit - and a flash from the past...?, Bring a bit of natural light into your night with these subtle and sensuous salt lights (that's quite enough alliteration thank you - Ed)., All the fun of the fair, but without people screaming "Long rides tonight" at you and gluing coconuts to posts., Do you have the nerve? Not for the faint hearted, these Executive Dice are the ultimate remedy for the bored executive., The Eyecam is a truly chic and minute metal-cased 2 Mega Pixel digital camera with built-in flash, a 1.5&quot; TFT colour screen, 3 Mega Pixel software enhancement, and upgradeable memory., A multi-coloured set of three original Glowrings. 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